Maureen Newman
Santa lives at the North Pole
That’s a mighty chilly place, so I hear
It’s hard to keep warm at the North Pole
So he wears his red velvet all year
But when Santa delivers at Christmas
Some parts of the world ain’t that way
It’s mid-summer down under at Christmas
There’s no snow for his reindeer and sleigh
Does he still wear his red velvet down under?
Is that why his face is so red?
They’re all at the beach down under
So d’ya think he wears speedos instead?
The thought of that fat guy in speedos
Does funny things to my head
But he surely can’t wear all those warm clothes
So d’ya think he wears speedos instead
It’s too hot for velvet in summer
Same goes for leather and suedes
So what does he wear, I wonder,
Could it be he wears speedos and shades?